Foreign Policy Today

Xi: "We would like to invade Taiwan, and pay you not to interfere with expensive Chinese whores and cocaine."

Chinese Diplomat: "You know of our long-standing One China policy. May we invite you to see the Mulan premiere in our country? The star will be your personal guide."

Biden: "Yes, please, but I am too old for your whores. My son will check you out. Have you seen where I left the nuclear codes?"

American Diplomat: "We would like to wish you safe travels for the winter holiday season. Please accept these two complementary tickets to the Hunter Biden art auction with our thanks."

This entry was published Tue Oct 05 14:44:24 CDT 2021 by TriggerFinger and last updated 2021-10-05 14:44:24.0. [Tweet]

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