First guy: "I hate the governor. She's keeping us locked up unConstitutionally." Second guy: "We should do something about it." Third guy: "We'll need to recruit more people. I know a guy who can get them across the border." Fourth guy: "Why don't we drive by the governor's vacation house and see if there are any security issues we can exploit?" Fifth guy: "Maybe I can get us some guns and explosives?" Sixth guy: "I'm with the FBI and you are all under arrest!"
Fifth guy: "Not me, I'm with the ATF. The rest of you are under arrest!" Fourth guy: "Not me, I'm with Homeland Security. But the rest of you are toast!" Third guy: "Not me, I'm with ICE. This is an undercover sting operation to bust illegal coyotes!" Second guy: "Not me, I'm with the local police. I'm not allowed to arrest rioters because the DA won't prosecute, but I can arrest First Guy!" First guy: "Not me! I'm with the CIA. This is all classified until after the election. My agency will release a cover story to the press blaming Trump."
This entry was published Fri Oct 09 09:22:02 CDT 2020 by TriggerFinger
and last updated 2020-10-08 20:29:37.0.
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