Occasional-Cortex releases details of her green new deal

Among other things, she plans to replace or refit every single building in the United States, completely eliminate cows because they fart greenhouse gases (though this may take longer than 10 years) and airplanes, provide government-guaranteed jobs for anyone unable or unwilling to work, replacing (almost) all cars with electric cars, and we'll pay for it all by LOOK A SQUIRREL!

The introductory paragraph claims the plan provides technical details on how to make it work. It's not a spoiler to say that whoever wrote it has no idea what "technical details" means. It's a word-salad of green proposals.

Oh, yes, you in the back with your hand up -- you have a question. What about nuclear power, you want to know? Maybe we could do that with nuclear power?

The answer is no. The Green New Deal will decommission all nuclear plants within 10 years if possible.

Perhaps the best part:

Green New Deal at Conservative TreehouseUS is 20% of total emissions. We must get to 0 by 2030 and lead the world in a global Green New Deal.

Human breathing emits carbon dioxide. The only way to achieve zero emissions in the United States is literal genocide.

People aren't born this stupid. It takes years of training and indoctrination, plus, apparently, a degree in economics from Boston University.

UPDATE: Among the cosponsors of Occasional-Cortex's Green Socialist Watermelon are pretty much every democrat running for President in 2020.

This entry was published Fri Feb 08 08:57:36 CST 2019 by TriggerFinger and last updated 2019-02-08 12:34:38.0. [Tweet]

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